dickanus

addicted.to.chaos aka bert. the act of being a closet english fag who is bipolar and/or with down syndrome

jesus christ Bert u fukn dickanus. Stop crying about the pony u never got when u turned 13. grow some balls u dickanus

by roses.for.the.inquisition May 19, 2010

hott dick pants

Words to use on players when the lakers (kobe) is kicking your favorite teams ass.

"kobe is being a hott dick pants"

by Hott dickie April 19, 2004

dispantsia

A condition in which a person or persons find themselves, usually somewhat suddenly, disrobed.

The characters in this show suffer from quite a bit of dispantsia.

There is definitely not enough dispantsia around here.

by Cpt. Jaq December 9, 2008

Dickents

Dickent {Dik-nt-s}
-noun

A group of Student Dickheads. Usually ignorantly unaware that they are.

Urgh, this bar is full of Dickents.

by btmn October 16, 2010

dickpath

The dickpath is what happens when a dick goes on the warpath.

The boss is usually pretty annoying, but today he is really on the dickpath.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

dickpath

A path at the end of which is some dick. Usually used to refer to the series of actions taken by a person in search of sexual activity with a male of the human species.

It's been a while since she broke up with her ex...Johanna is really on the dickpath tonight.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

DICKPANIC

DICKPANIC (or DICK PANIC); noun; a sudden, overwhelming and irrational fear that produces hysterical, overly-loud, overly-bro, definitely no-homo behavior in straight or wanna-pretend-to-be straight men when in close proximity to other such men with their dicks exposed such as in locker rooms or bathrooms or -- you know, a "just-bros-no-homo" circle jerk thing.

The three teenboys started talking way too loudly and laughing way too hard at everything that wasn't funny on their way to the showers in the gym locker because they fell into dickpanic.

by Oscar Parker Isherwood May 16, 2014