Dicknoid

A nerd who thinks he is smarter than the average dickhead, unaware he is just annoyingly arrogant.

So and So's date is a Dicknoid!

by Im Cherokee by Blood July 26, 2009

dicknose

someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious

(in movie theatre) "wow, did you see that?"
"No dicknose, i just payed nine dollars to sit here and stare at the ceiling"

by Supreme overlord of the world June 4, 2005

Dickmotized

When someone becomes intensely focused on a male because they're busy daydreaming about their penis and the things they would do to it/them and they cant concentrate on anything else, at all.

When i saw 50 cent i became dickmotized, i couldn't keep my eyes off of him!

by PhoenixRa February 9, 2009

Dicknog

Ejaculate; semen

I just shot a load of dicknog all over my jockey shorts watching that Kathy Bates nude scene from About Schmidt.

by 4thelulz34 June 30, 2010

Dickotine

When you put nicotine patches on your balls so when you cum your sperm is infused with nicotine so girls get addicted to sucking your dick.

Quinn: Hey man the dickotine’s been working, she keeps coming back for more.
Drake: Yooo! She’s hooked!

by TreeandZ September 19, 2019

Dickhot

Local low-price ukrainian dildo shop

-Hey dude, have you heard of the new discounts at Dickhot?
-Yeap, I'm totally buing a new dildo today!

by eadlez September 2, 2011

dicknob

Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.

Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.

by jwgrooves October 11, 2010