Dickdown

It's like this. A woman lays down. A man lays on top the woman. Dick in their mouth. The man in like a push up position. Then he pushes his dick down the woman's throat. And she wouldn't be able to move her head up because she is being dick down.

Damn showty! You wanna be dickdown?

by STUPIDFAGGOT February 14, 2021

Dickloner

ones dick and is often alone in their own dickheadedness usually resorts to masturbaion to quell boredom.

Doug: Mat, you were sitting around last night being a Dickloner.

Mat: No I wasn't I was being a Dickford.

by The Duyg March 25, 2009

Darkclownjoe

A legendary tank in RuneScape.
He is able to tank to no food with 300 opts hitting him.. without prayer or rune.

Person #1: Did you see that tank?
#2: Yeah, that guy just tanked 300 opts with no prayer or rune.
#1: He just pulled a Darkclownjoe.

by Jayteev January 12, 2011

Dickclot

When someone is being obnoxiously ignorant.

Quit acting like a fucking dickclot!

by kentuckyloglady October 1, 2015

Dickclination

The noun for the type of dick pic one is inclined, has a liking for, or preference

His dickclination is for pics that feature a full bush and a half chub.

by BALG December 7, 2017

dickcongestion

The dick is soo good, it'll clear your sinuses.

I woke up all stuffed from my allergies, until he gave me some of his dickcongestion medicing and cleared me all out.

by Strokethegoat December 30, 2018

dicklong

biggest cock in the world booiiiii

i have a huge dicklong

by dicklong creator #69 November 18, 2021