Dickbringer

A man, sometimes barbaric or slow-witted, who is particularly gifted at pleasuring a woman. Often, but not always, this is his only redeeming quality and all he has to contribute to a relationship. Other times, it's just a role he plays when called upon.

"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."

"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."

by bigswizzle January 17, 2014

dickprived

when you are completely deprived or having the neccessity to suck Puff the one eyed dragon. Puff can also be adressed by the name "dick"

I am so dickprived. Jonathan is so hot, but I cant get dick

by meeeeeelllllll June 7, 2017

Dickbird

A “know it all”, some one who already “knew that”. All information is not new to them.

-“Hey Jonathan, did you know that every 157 years, Jupiter’s magnetic field pulls one of its moons 15 inches closer ?”
Jonathan- “oh yeah, I knew that. It’s actually 14.7 inches.”

-“Of course you did, Dickbird!”

by Romanowski November 5, 2017

dickprived

when your deprived of dick

Hoe:bitch I'm dickprived

me: sorry dont know about that life I'm a Christian girl

by cutiepatootie75 May 18, 2018

dickrider

Stay on someone dick constantly

Terron is a dickrider and loves riding dicks aka his homies

by babyw January 31, 2021

Dickrider

Mary, Jessica
When someone follows another person around and always wants to be around them and know what’s happening at all times..

When Mary laughs at a joke she didn’t even hear “THatS SOOOoooO fUnNY, wHaT diD yOu SaY?” Follows people everywhere

R and P say “Mary’s such a dickrider”

by Chrysanthemum July 2, 2018

Dickfriend

A boyfriend that mistreats his girlfriend. He acts like a dick.

Did you see Marton yelling at Lindsey? He's so controlling!

Yeah, he's more of a dickfriend than a boyfriend.

by PetRaccoon October 6, 2010