DickBox

A guy who might not be gay, but says really gay things, or is generally annoying.

Dan: Dude, Howie is such a DickBox

Robin: Well said

by Kep Chyles November 3, 2006

dickmop

A person that is completely incompetent, lacks the common knowledge to succeed in daily life, and does not have a microphone on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

A big mop with a handle shaped like a dick.

A miniature mop, kind of like a barbecue mop, used to swab one's dick.

Holy shit look, look at this dickmop!

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

Dickbockle

When you get into trouble because of your dick

Anthony Wiener is in a total Dickbockle!

by Mr. Scruff231 June 16, 2011

Dickzophrenia

The small voice in the head of males that coerces men into bad life choices with their dicks. This voice is constant, unyielding, and very rarely quiet. Can be exacerbated by lack of sexual activity, boredom and/or presence of attractive sex prospects. Thought to be the leading cause of baby daddy and baby daddy trauma.

Man 1: How did you end up with 8 kids!?

Man 2: I suffer from a severe case of Dickzophrenia.

by Lance Dongstrong August 29, 2016

Dicktopus

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

by DREGDD November 27, 2016

dickopter

(to) dickopter is basically spinning the penis of yourself so fast that it just goes in circles

When George spins his hips when he's nacked, his dickopter is spinning fast as fuck.

by Neylonium May 30, 2017

dickboard

When someone draws a dick on the whiteboard on your door in your college residence.

Will: Oh fuck someone dickboarded us!
Mike: They dickboarded us?!?? Fuck those assholes, lets get em'.

by The Third Floor September 17, 2017