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dicktion

1. The choice and use of words and phrases in speech or writing by people who are mindless fad-following sheep, cast members of Reality TV shows (esp. Jersey Shore), or general assholes.

2. Pronouncing words and using phrases that are a mismatch with one's cultural background.

Alternate spelling: dickshun (often the result of dicktion is to be ostracized and shunned by co-workers, friends, and family members, which likely gave rise to this alternate spelling).
After Sam began imitating "the Situation's" dicktion, he lost all of his friends.

Tom, the whitest whitey there is, had embarrassing dicktion using phrases such as "wazzup in the hizzy my brizzies?" and pronouncing "didn't" as "di'in't"

Any time a white person says "for real"
by Rico2112 December 7, 2010
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Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.
Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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Urban dicktionary

A large database of unfunny in-jokes published by insiders and friends of the website urban dictionary.
Wow, the last few words I read on Urban Dicktionary were so lame and shallow. Seems like a bunch of cliche ridden douchbags must run this site.
by blowtorchgirl July 17, 2009
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dicktionary

A textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. The textbook is utilized to assess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.
Yo when JJ whipped out his thang, I also whipped it out... my dicktionary that is!
by punjuffalo13 July 31, 2009
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dickthinker

A man with sexual motives or a man "thinking with his dick"
Wheres Matt tonight?

Ohh hes with his girlfriend.

...Such a "dickthinker"

Haaard.
by Wayne-OH February 20, 2011
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Urban Dicktionary

What Urban Dictionary has become now.
Edgy teen: omegawd! i dont know deez word lemme look it up on Urban Dicktionary.
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*
by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017
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Dickatron

A practical joke in which one wipes ones willy on someone in the middle of the dance floor, with out them knowing....
'Oi mate, I am about to 'dickatron' carl'
'Yeah do it hahaha'
by MC Fr3dz4 j4y May 15, 2014
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