Dialage

A type of prank in which you call some important organization (ex. CIA, FBI, 911) and give the phone to someone else.

Phil: Last week I called the CIA and gave the phone to George.
Clyde: Nice dialage, man!

by MpegEVIL May 14, 2011

Dickblade

An outstanding, antisocial prick or conniving, delusional dickrag/douchebag/shithead who tends to think himself cunning in the scathing statements he makes and in the absolutely egregious prickery of his repulsive and reprehensible behavior.

A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.

A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.

This is the true definition of dickblade.

"Man, what a fucking DICKBLADE. That prick-fuck just won't LEARN, will he?"

"What a fucking pukestain. He's just a god damn dickblade."

"Listen up, fuckpalm. I don't understand why you have to be such a remarkable prickhole fucker all the time. Why are you such a dickblade?"

by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014

Dickslayer

A female who sleeps around, preferably a whore, who gives such deep blowjobs that the genitalia shrivels up.

During my summer slut-fest I met a man who encountered a dickslayer

by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016

dickage

A collection of photos or memoribilia related to the male erection

a dickage is to collect photos, memoribilia, or samples of things pertaining to the male erection more commonly known as penis

by aquilarory February 19, 2013

Dickulater

A man whom only fucks women late

That dickulater only shows up after midnight

by Staminiaman of oregon November 25, 2019

Dickollage

(noun) - Modern 21st century artwork genre whose nomenclature derives from the words dick and collage. Traditionally this artistic discipline represents a mural of different shaped, colored, and sized penises to include printed pictures, freehand drawings, and other typically 2-dimensional representations on paper in scrapbook fashion.

I went to a fancy cocktail party last nite and the host was beaming with pride when he showed us his dickollage....I have never seen such varying and studied passion for penises!!

by $lapaho March 28, 2021

Dickbagel

Noun
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit

I hope you can look in the mirror and see yourself for the real dickbagel you are

by faedwsjuikbh July 5, 2022