Dickochet

A dickochet is a situation whereby a man intends to have sex with someone, only to end up having sex with someone else, most often a friend of the intended sex partner.

"I really wanted to fuck Lizzie but it turns out that she has a boyfriend so I fucked her friend instead. I gave her a fake phone number... what a dickochet!"

by Guitarkus January 30, 2008

Dickochet

When a man is urinating and the urine bounces back onto his penis or pants.

When Jimmy was pissing on the rock, he experienced a mad dickochet when the urine bounced off of the rock and onto his trousers.

by UrbanScholar99 September 26, 2012

Dickochet

The technical term used to describe the failure of one man to Cock Block another.

Dude tried to Cock Block him, but it totally Dickocheted.

by RyzKinno September 8, 2015

Dick Ache

Dick ache - the feeling of intense sexual dissatisfaction. When sexual stimulation is out matched by disappointment.

"i really liked her but her Instagram hoeing gave me dick ache"

by UnclePeteNO May 25, 2016

Dickcheese

This is a substance in your penis which is caused by your penis sneezing this is also called cocksnot this is when you release cum and some of it stays trapped in your skin.

Person 1: “man I need to get rid of my dickcheese”
Person 2: “ooooh another night out”

by Ch0m3Fus1on October 15, 2019

Dickcheese

Cheese originated from the man called dick suxer, this cheese originated from western Germany and made with the friend that goes by pumi, pumi was a hippy and was addicted to incense, she put her incense in some cheese and dick was making some other cheese but dick added some other ingredients now that’s why it’s called dickcheese

Hello sir I’d like to buy that dickcheese!

by Dick suxer April 5, 2021

Dickcheese

That smelly shit thats around ur tip under your foreskin when u been a dirty mf and havent washed ur dick in a few days.

I’m not gonna suck that dick, u got dickcheese all over it.

by ImmanuelCunt May 9, 2021