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dicknuts

A conbining of the term dick and the term nuts. My friend said it once and it is one of the stupidest damn things I've ever heard. Fuck of I know what it means, though.
What the hell's up, dicknuts?????
by A.B.S. May 24, 2004
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Dicknutz

The surname of Donkey Dicknutz, the fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.
Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."
by ChirpHerder April 1, 2008
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dicknut

Defines a person who is acting in a manner beyond that of a dick, but not quite at the level of full-out cussing. Especially convenient for bad driving maneuvers.
'Hey, dicknut, thanks for cutting me off!'
by The New Musicologist January 27, 2008
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dicknuts

You suck at Snood dicknuts!
by Wave of Babies February 23, 2009
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dicknuts

A person with two additional penises in place of your nuts
Man, you've got dicknuts? That's terrible.
by JonathanXS May 15, 2013
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DickNuts

DickNuts, used as in insult too belittle and insult a fellow friend or person you don’t like, DickNuts insinuates that said person infact doesn’t have a penis or a testicle sack, but in fact has dicknuts, a long shaft with balls attached to the helmet.
Person 1: “That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard”

Person 2: “Fuck off dicknuts”
by YNW smelly December 4, 2020
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dicknut surprise

When you accidentally dip your balls in the smegma supply chain, causing a disruption in the scrote-shaft.
Wowsa!! I sure did hit that guy with a dicknut surprise!!
by that guy that is guy lmao March 1, 2022
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