Skip to main content

dilbert

After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert)

dildo + bert = dilbert
After dildo-butt raping me, Miguel gave me a ferociuos dilbert.
by Billy Nurnell July 30, 2008
mugGet the dilbert mug.

Dibart

Verb: To attempt to establish a relationship with someone of the opposite sex with the hopes of some romanticism and or sexual contact, but ending in utter failure resulting in a relationship that is purely platonic and non-sexual. Dibart is never a conscious or intentional act but merely an accumulation of actions of the individual and the lack of interest exhibited by the person being pursued. More often then not the pursued will come up with excuses or reasons to not hook up, such as it will ruin our friendship or no I promised myself i wouldn't get drunk and randomly hook up with people.

Noun: A person who is constantly falling into the area known as the "friend Zone", which is a synonymous end result of the verb form of Dibart. Dibarts are great for chatting about other guys that girls are interested in and giving advice on in all other aspects of life except that of the sexual nature because Dibarts are so inexperienced in that area.
Guy 1: "Yo man did you end up bangin out with that chick last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man I we started talking and I totally Dibarted"
Guy 1: "Dude you suck, your always in the Friend Zone"
In this example guy 1 inquires to the end result of an attempt at forming a sexual relationship but quickly learns that his friend did not succeed and ended up falling into the "friend zone"
by Axelwhat February 6, 2007
mugGet the Dibart mug.
Related Words

dilbert08

member of the simpsons forum who felt he should be a part of TDC cos he's a sheep. doesn't actually possess any intelligence or personality, but instead leeches off everyone else's. thinks he's far more mature than he actually is, and underneath is just a n00b that can spell (yes, i'm aware of the "thank you captain obvious" factor of that comment). is friends with the most stupid of people: see strangergoat, ricket, flaaron and spoonabula
dilbert08: i think maybe i should go and join those n00bs over there, i would have a lot in common with them. maybe i'll ask them to join TDC like me!
by orgabulator June 7, 2004
mugGet the dilbert08 mug.

dizert

a dick eater constantly on somebody's jock
ahmad- hey tell your mom same place as last night, evy!
evy- yo dizert when you get that dick out your mouth then try and talk!
by alyssa4324 April 22, 2008
mugGet the dizert mug.

dizert

a dickeater or somebody that is constantly on somebody's jock or for mental people always on somebody's nerve.
ahmad- tell your mom same place same time today
evy- yo (dizert) the next time you wanna try and talk to my mom make sure you get that dick outta your mouth.
by alyssa4324 April 22, 2008
mugGet the dizert mug.

DaBert

New drug slang for mushrooms. Or explaining how you feel while on a high.
Guy1: Dude, i took Dabert
Guy2:You DaBertin right now?
Guy1: Ohhh Yea
by DealerDude March 1, 2009
mugGet the DaBert mug.

Diertay

Did you not hear boo im Diertay
by therealbigdirty March 7, 2014
mugGet the Diertay mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email