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darrin stumpf

The gayest man you will ever find. He is old and smelly. If you see him beware he may lick you.
by Wreckitralph13 June 18, 2019
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diarrhnoia

The angst one feels when embarking on a long outdoor adventure with the looming threat of loose stools compounded by an absence of adequate latrines or 'facilities' to find sanctuary.
"I was really excited to head to the park for the big concert, but the dark clouds of diarrhnoia quickly emerged as I dressed. With a gurgling stomach and some gas pains, my diarrhnoia came fast and severe so I tucked some immodium in my bag and got my confidence back. I refuse to be hostage to my diarrhnoia."
by diarrhnoia January 21, 2021
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Diarren

Big ole dick,funny,smart,loyal,kinda big but skinny and always a good time
That Nigga diarren got the best dick ever
by Djthegoat February 23, 2021
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Darrin

Darrin is a guy who will be there for you when nobody else will, he is someone you can count on at a drop of a hat...he may be late, but he'll always be there. If Darrin owes you $10, he'll always pay you back, it may be $8 cash, 4 quarters, & a few smokes or even a ride to the store to get a whole pack of smokes! Darrin is a guy who knows every 90's song lyrics by heart especially rock & gangsta rap, he's a die hard Steeler fan hands down, he may be an XBox, Playstation, or Nintendo gamer, or have a hobby of racing those remote RZR cars...he's a big kid at heart. Darrin will usually have a gf or wife that he loves & is loyal to. You can rest assure he allows his woman to be the bread winner, however, Darrins will be that guy who brings home the best deal of the day, he always lucks out with great discounts & specials that are out of this world, Darrin brings home the bread! Darrin is a family man & a good friend. He'll be that guy, no matter how old he is, who will get in a fist fight & find some way to record it! He has a good sense of humor, can make you laugh when you're having a bad day, and can make a bad situation become comical... Darrins are good story tellers too, you might learn a little something from a Darrin. If you know a Darrin, you'll want to keep him around.
I bet Darrin knows who sings this song...

I dont know what we'd do if we were kicked out of our home tomorrow & didn't know where we'd move all of our shit to, I know, we'd call Darrin!
by ReCreations by Chrissy September 18, 2021
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Darrinton

Darrinton’s are one of a kind fellas. You can spot them in the crowd easily due to their tall physique and catchy style. Their “can’t miss”, pearly white teeth can easily distinguish them from anyone else. They are lovers of games and anime but also have an adventurous side where they enjoy snowboarding and skateboarding. They’re also very sensitive and kind to others. Essentially someone unafraid to show their emotions.

You can find a darrinton at your local chipotle ordering a steak burrito or maybe at someone’s wedding striking a smooth move on the dance floor. Perhaps at any given moment, a Darrinton would be driving a dinner over to their grandma or surprising their friend with a gift. These are all norms for a darrinton to engage in.

Darrinton’s are truly authentic in their ways and know how to cheer you up in any situation with their witty humor and quick comebacks. It’s truly an honor to encounter one.
Look at that Darrinton, their such a fly guy!
by DaddySasquatch November 22, 2021
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darrin

someone: ew look at that kid

someone else: oh his name is darrin! he’s a walking ick!
by ohhhh754378928 March 12, 2022
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darrin

look at darrin” “he was bullying me earlier” “same”
by emofurryluvrr March 27, 2023
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