dialing while intoxicated

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

crunk dialing

The more hip term for the drunk dial. It is the act of becoming crunked, then proceding to "dial" people in your inebriated state. Leads to hysterically funny phone conversations, possible emotional outbursts, and general annoyance for the person receiving the crunk dial.

"Ahh man, I'm so crunked right now!! Time for some crunk dialing. I'm calling that bitch Katy and seeing if I can get me some poontang!"

by Ross Sargent December 4, 2005

Spic Dialing

When a person of Hispanic descent in the US dials the wrong number and doesn't know enough English (or have enough decency) to apologize and just hangs up instead.

Man, that's a Florida area code, I think some Rican just hit you with some Spic Dialing.

by Kliegl October 25, 2010

dining at the y

a euphemism for performing oral sex, usually cunnilingus. The allusion is to both eating out and to shape of receiver's body and spread legs forming the shape of the letter Y. Sometimes abbreviated as DATY.

Of the things I like to do with a woman in bed, dining at the y is one of my favorites.

by I shouldn't know these things January 27, 2008

defensive dining

Ordering expensive items off the menu when you know the check is going to be split evenly between everyone.

Defensive dining insures that the amount you owe at the end of the meal will be the same or less than what you ordered.

Jim: John, if you are going out with the Bill and the Marketing team for dinner tonight you need to use defensive dining when ordering. The last time I went with those guys they ordered the most expensive things on the menu and I got stuck paying $10 more than what I ordered.

by mc-sj-ca May 10, 2011

dining on a bullet

A fun an interesting way of saying "to commit suicide by use of a firearm."

Can also be phrased "dining on the bullet"

Let me explain what happens to these stars and their big brains
First they get played like all damn day
Long as you sell everything will be ok
Then you get dissed by the media and fans
Things never stay the same way they began
I heard that some never get fooled to the fullest
That's why fools end up DINING ON A BULLET

Cypress Hill - Rock Superstar

by Kiltman October 20, 2007

Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003