dial-a-shot

The process by which one person contacts another (via phone, text message, etc.) and shouts "dial-a-shot!", resulting in both people simultaneously taking a shot of whatever alcohol is available at that time. This was invented as a way to connect people separated by long distances and also to give people an excuse to take shots by themselves.

While on her trip to New York, Vicki's Seattle friend Meghan called her and shouted "dial-a-shot!" Vicki responded by grabbing the nearest bottle of grape vodka and taking a shot, while Meghan, in Seattle, took a shot at the same time.

by lismo March 6, 2009

dial up

1)a shitty temporary connection using a phone line that runs at 56 or god forbid 28 k

2)in gaming terms, a bad internet or server connnection in general

1)i hate how checking my email takes a week. thanks a lot dial up

2)oh god, steve's dial up is acting up again. no wonder why i'm morphing around the level and not hitting a fucking thing.

by shootz2kill November 23, 2006

dial toned

to hang up on someone, to cut them off

Bill: "Hey wassup?"
Tony: "Wat u sayin?"
Bill: "Nothin, just chyllen, hangin around"
Tony: "Wanna meet my friend DialTone?"
Bill: "whose dial tone?"
Tony: (hangs up)

by Nick April 25, 2005

Dial Douche

Somebody who texts you "what's up" and never responds when you send a reply. It's safe to assume that this person doesn't know dick about his or her balls and they probably listen to Juicy J.

Yeah bro who knows, he texted me once but never hit me back. He's an imperial dial douche.

by The Big Beans March 14, 2014

dial up the dick

When a person ramps up their aggressive behavior, turning into a total jerk.

Whenever we go out it is inevitable that Greg will dial up the dick!

by swell243 June 18, 2016

dial-a-shag

Phoning up a Fuck buddy after a night out because you didn't pull and want to get your hole

Scott: "I see graham pulled last night"
James: "No he didn't. That was his dail-a-shag"

by The Man That Be Big September 3, 2005

Dial A Bride

A small slit eyed asian woman that is imported to your home country for general chores cooking, cleaning, looking after kids, and any type of fucking that there original wife wouldnt do, e.g. Anal, spunk swallowing, leting them piss on them, chest shitting etc. !

Usally Bought by a fat ugly rich pig man, who then trade them in after a couple of years for a younger Ting Tong !

N.B. Extreme caution must be taken when importing a ting tong (Asian Bride) Because they may be after a passport, VISA, Your Money or all of the previous. There is also a high chance the are equipped with a penis and then you will get fucked !

Chris " Hey Gary I like you Dial A Bride, Was she cheap ? "

Gary " Yes she was half price and buy one get one free"

Chris " Great Im gonna get me one of those ! "

Gary " Be careful mate my free one has a cock, and fuck me in my sleep one night, though I liked it.

by Berthampton the 2nd December 25, 2007