Ron DeSantis

The literal antichrist who will bring forth the end of all things. Pure evil, he wants to purge all the gays, the transes, immigrants, poc, and others from Florida and eventually the entire country, maybe even the world. The most evil politician to ever exist and the second coming of Hitler, he makes Trump look like Barrack Obama.

"Ron DeSantis is a facist and will literally cause the second hallocaust if he is elected into office. If he wins, I'm fleeing to Malta."

by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023

Defonishonist

A Defonishonist is a kind hearted person who takes the time out of their life to approve urban dictionary's definition

I want to thank all the Defonishonist.

by Deadxroses May 29, 2016

DeSantis

The stain left behind when you try to wash Santorum out of your sheets.

Three washings later and the DeSantis stain from last nights buttsex is still on my sheets.

by fudgem July 8, 2023

Desantisaurus Wrecks

Prehistoric politician who destroys everything in his path.

Jurassic World: Floridian Nightmare, now featuring the destructive Desantisaurus Wrecks!

by TheRockObama October 19, 2023

Pulling a DeSantis

Pulling a Desantis is when someone commits a heinous act without warning.

Usually when pulling a DeSantis basic human rights are infringed upon.

Refers to the Governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis, and all the horrific shit he does.

Person 1: You hear about Hawley?

Person 2: Yeah she’s pulling a DeSantis, this time with Mifepristone!

by RiRi the Roach May 9, 2023

Desantis

A person or thing that is compelled to create unnecessary problems where they don't exist.

"Whenever things got too comfortable my boyfriend would start desantizing everything, so I had to dump him."

Mike began to pick his team, careful to avoid any slackers, backstabbers, or desantists.

by Distracted1 April 30, 2023

DeSantis Derangement Syndrome

An irrational obsession with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who is wildly popular with his state, and who is growing in popularity with conservatives and libertarians. As he is seen to be a potential presidential candidate in 2024, he immediate came under attack in 2021 following Biden’s election and quick decline in popularity. The same media players who obsessively committed to biased or even dishonest reporting on former President Donald Trump have quickly refocused their attention on the Governor of Florida in an effort to damage his reputation more than three full years before the next presidential election. Many of the same people who previously could not have even named a single Governor in America besides their own now suddenly are obsessed with discrediting DeSantis- exactly the same liberal base that suffered from Trump Derangement Syndrome, and focused obsessively on Donald Trump. In psychiatric terms, this fixation would normally be diagnosed as obsessive-compulsive disorder. Believing any and all claims that perpetuate this obsession is a reflection of the confirmation bias now intrinsic to the social media hive mind. DDS will only intensify until either he is successfully discredited, or it backfires and propels him to the forefront of the presidential race, where all of the free attention he has gotten for four years will possibly position his as a conservative hero and simultaneously expose and magnify the bias and blatant dishonesty of the media.

“CNN has been running non-stop stories shamelessly attacking Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, they are clearly developing a terrible case of DeSantis Derangement Syndrome.”

“All of my friends on social media who used to have TDS, now have DeSantis Derangement Syndrome instead, it’s really sad to see that become their whole personality.”

by Thinkforyourselfresistbigtech September 6, 2021