mustard dorkin

(must-are-d dork-in) the act of placing mustard from the bottle near, in or around the anus.

yo, pete was so f'ed up jay made a salad in his hair, put pickles in his shoes, and gave him a mustard dorkin.

by jjigga August 21, 2009

dergin

derives from the words der kid. it is simply used to make some one feel like a complete asshole when they say or do something stupid.

"I want to start a rock band and become famous"

"dergin..."

by unrescued October 4, 2008

Herp-a-Derpin'

The act of doing something uncalled for, and or stupid, that relates nothing to the matter at hand.

Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'

by tkomast3r77 May 24, 2011

Derin Suer

Derin Suer is so good at swimming that he fucking outran a tiger in a pool. He also gets all the girls

Derin Suer is a full grown fucker but he is shorter then Elon Musk.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** February 20, 2022

le me derpin

A phrase that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.

*le me derpin

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: I'm derpin. See my derp face?

by derpette123456789 April 29, 2012

Derpin'

A phrase used when someone is being dumb or obviously didn't think out what they were about to say before they said it.

Teacher: "In this story, can anybody tell me what symbolizes death?"
Girl: "Whats death?"
Guy: "Really? You're straight derpin' right now"

by TheHerpaDerp April 8, 2011

deekin

Deekin - To Look In A Manor Which Would Offend, Known As Staring Staring

What You Deekin At You Fucking Doiler

by jOe February 1, 2005