Pre-Departure

The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.

"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."

by Buttocks73 October 9, 2008

Dicture

An unwarranted and generally unwanted picture of the male genitalia

Damn, I gave him my number and he immediately sent me a dicture .

by Mwahahahahahaha! May 21, 2016

Dicture

A picture of male genitalia. (A dick pic)

Some random guy just sent my girlfriend a dicture!

by Rockmaker March 15, 2017

Dicture

A picture of male genitalia. Usually sent by text message.
A mash of dick and picture.

Marko gets more dictures sent to him than Amber.

by ALLIENMEOWS April 15, 2017

Dicture

The new, classier alternative to "dick pic". Meaning to send a solicited or unsolicited picture of one's penis to another person via the internet.

"Oh my God, this dude just sent me a dicture, what the fuck!"

by Bantosaurus June 18, 2017

Dicture

A dicture is a picture of male genitalia sent via text or dating app, often unsolicited

Ugh, that douche I met on bumble sent me a dicture last night and we haven't even met yet.

by Whole Heart March 5, 2018

Dictures

Short for dick picks

She liked my post, I think I'll send her a dictures.

by Heywood J Blomee July 24, 2018