The significant other in a relationship usually the wife, who bitches and complains about most any action conducted by the requesting party.
Joe : Hey dude, you gonna come out drinking tonight?
Mike : Yeah right, the War Department would blast me with both barrels if I did something without her.
Mike : Yeah right, the War Department would blast me with both barrels if I did something without her.
by ShaneG September 24, 2005
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"John, you're fired you jackass!"
(John smiles a crooked smile)
"What's wrong with you John?"
"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
(John smiles a crooked smile)
"What's wrong with you John?"
"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
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denair is a small town located 20 miles from Modesto, CA. Denair has 2 gas stations, a pizza place, and a little grocery store. The only store that is corperate is Quik Stop. Other than that the other 6 stores are mom & pop shops. The High School graduating class averages out to 90-110 students a year. There are a lot of fields and agricultural areas in Denair too. The only entertainment in denair for kids to do is to have "kickbacks" or parties. And the younger crowd can ride their bikes or spend the night at a friends house. There is always sneaking out late at night and egging or toilet papering houses at night too for all ages.
by A_M_ October 16, 2008
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Person 1: Hey do you believe in despairism? I do!
Person 2: No.. what’s that?
Person 1: Oh, just a new religion everyone is talking about.
Person 2: Oh.. cool ok..
Person 2: No.. what’s that?
Person 1: Oh, just a new religion everyone is talking about.
Person 2: Oh.. cool ok..
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2.An utter loss of hope; a feeling of uselessness, often brought about through contact with a greeter at Wal- Mart.
2.An utter loss of hope; a feeling of uselessness, often brought about through contact with a greeter at Wal- Mart.
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Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
by deltax138 October 8, 2008
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