Judy Dench

Cockney rhyming slang for stench.

"Don't go into that bathroom--there is a ripe Judy in there!"

by Hyacinth Bucket November 17, 2004

Dench Shit

A massive shit

Mother: Alex where you been for the past half an hour!
Alex: Sorry I was just taking a dench shit

by mrperson123 August 25, 2017

Judi Dench

With absolutely no deference to the dame it references, a Judi Dench is a colossal bowel movement.

He left a big Judi Dench in the toilet for everyone to admire.
See Irvine Welsh's novel FILTH for further elaboration.

by C.W. Smith May 21, 2004

dame judy dench

An expression of anger or sexual longing

Sexual: I'm going to Dame Judy Dench the shit out of you (winky face)
Anger: I'M GOING TO DAME JUDY DENCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!! (Aggressive face)

by faeceious gelatinous October 28, 2013

Dench

Another word for sick....or nice.

"Damn...that burger was dench" www.denchburger.com...you ghet me

by Playercustoms November 14, 2020

Dench

When your grandpa and his old ass homies are so shocked by some shit on television news their dentures fall out.

"Did you here? I'm going to be a grandpa finally!"
"OMG. NO WAY! Dench"

by friendarc1 July 13, 2023

Dench Foot

Not to be confused with Trench Foot, but of similar condition.

"WTF is that stench?, it smells like a decaying corpse or the breath of a Munger"

"Oh that's just George's foot, some sort of fungal infection apparently, we refer to it as Dench Foot"

by Djdj123 November 7, 2025