Emotional Support Animal 

1. A person that is having an emotional affair with someone, who is in a relationship with someone else.

That guy is her Emotional Support Animal. He listens to her, takes her out, is romantic, all of the things she doesn't get in her own relationship.

Emotional Support Animal by TaoofCee December 24, 2023

Emotional Support Animal 

When someone in a relationship, continually talks to, or hangs out with someone to get all of the things they are missing in their unfullfilling relationship. This may sometimes lead to sex but instead of adultery, should be considered bestiality.

After a weekend with her bf, she spends the next 5 days with her emotional support animal, to get her self-esteem built back up.

Emotional Support Animal by TaoofCee January 28, 2024

Emotional support insomnia 

Enjoying the late night instead of sleeping. Staying up much later than is smart or practical in order to claw back a sense of self and autonomy. Anti capitalist insomnia.

My emotional support insomnia kept me up until 4am reading fanfic. I’m so tired but it was totally worth it.

Emotional support insomnia by One Twisted Miracle April 7, 2024

emotional support guy 

A guy who likes you but you don’t like him. He’s usually a shoulder to lean on when one is feeling weak and needs a bit of an ego boost.

He said that once she got a boyfriend, she stopped speaking to him. I didn’t have to the heart to tell him he is her emotional support guy

emotional support guy by anonymous June 18, 2025

Emotional support spit 

When you are too exhausted and can't get off so you start to fuck her from behind pull out and spit on her back so she doesn't feel bad that you didn't get off

Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.

Emotional support spit by Thomas Frick July 27, 2025

Emotional Support Ho 

1. A person who provides emotional comfort and validation to someone in a relationship while simultaneously engaging in flirtatious or inappropriate behavior with others, effectively acting as an emotional cheater.

2. Someone who crosses boundaries by being overly involved in another person's emotional struggles, often leading to complications in their own relationships and creating a situation where they offer support without commitment.

She left him because he had 12 emotional support hoes.

Emotional Support Ho by HappyC@t July 29, 2025

Emotional support beverage

A beverage, typically one that you drink for hydration but more for comfort. Hopefully, it will boost your serotonin enough to start/ get you through the day. The effectiveness also depends on whether it comes with a straw.

*me to myself after ordering my favorite emotional support beverage: a pistachio cream mint matcha* “This shit better fix my life”

Or

After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..

Emotional support beverage by b-sides4ever September 1, 2025