A computer sold mostly off the internet, via newspaper ads and TV ads. It comes pre loaded with all kinds of crap software that is useless. After all that is uninstalled it becomes a pretty decent computer for the cheap price. A fresh XP install is recommended.
Dude, you're getting a Dell! Hold on lemmie grab some weed.
by 1069 August 1, 2005
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In Virginia it means....
Shut up or shut the fuck up.
"Haha look at your face"
"Dell bitch"
by Thiss girlll November 26, 2008
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to lose a fight, this orginated from london in 2006 and has bcome popular everywhere
someone got delled outside my school today
by Leat February 22, 2006
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hiring ppl from india with fake names as john jon bill etc
damn burger king is a dell with its damn mexicans
by jason February 12, 2005
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The black box that is placed besides or on the top of a desk. Has an easy-access case, for the many times replacements parts will be required. Filled with hardware that does not necessarily do anything and software not worth a dime. Unmatched tech support; you're gonna need it. Makes for a wonderful conversation piece.
A computer for $600?! It just has to be good!!!
by Wang P. Freely April 7, 2003
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Dell Computers Are As Reliable As Fords, George Bush And Cable TV/Internet.
1. I would buy a Dell, but I think its a sin.

2. Simple, Buy An HP!
by Jon March 16, 2005
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