Blinx-the-kitty's definitions

knock block

Punishment, in the form of a hunk of plastic that the band director bangs on with his conducting stick to keep time when the band keeps messing up the rhythm of a certain song. Usually makes an agonizingly sharp and loud sound, particularly for those poor suckers (like me) who are sitting in the front row of chairs.

Band director: " You guys keep screwing up this song! Joe, would you go out to my car and grab my knock block for me?"
Band members: "AAAGH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

by Blinx-the-kitty October 9, 2008

Dell

Dwelling in which The Farmer resides.

Hi-ho, the derry-o...The Farmer in The Dell

by Blinx-the-kitty September 2, 2011

Viagr@

What e-mail spammers are constantly trying to "sell" me.

Every day, my inbox is flooded with messages telling me to buy "disscount (sic) Viagr@" so I can "enlarge my small d!ck", which is particularly odd, considering that I don't even have one in the first place.

by Blinx-the-kitty February 18, 2009

Pink

A word girls wear written across their butts.

Half the people in my study hall today were wearing sweatpants with, "PINK", "LOVE PINK" or some variation on the latter stamped on their asses.

by Blinx-the-kitty February 11, 2009

Dino Puzzle

One of four games that comes pre-installed on the TI-84 Plus calculator. Little cartoon dinosaurs and eggs move across the screen, and you have to match them up in pairs as they come. Great study hall timekiller.

Man, I could play this Dino Puzzle all day...too bad I SHOULD be doing my algebra homework...

by Blinx-the-kitty January 21, 2009

that's what she said

A statement used to draw attention to a phrase that could possibly be interpreted as sexual innuendo.

Joe-Bob and Jim walk past a fitness center, where several large Swiss balls are displayed in the window. Joe-Bob says, "Those are some big balls, man,", and Jim replies, "Yeah, that's what she said!"

by Blinx-the-kitty May 19, 2008