defecately

A more dignified way to say "Shit Yeah!" so you don't sound uneducated in the presence of others.

"Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?"

"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."

by abritishbank February 3, 2012

defucketated

when you lose your virginity to an animal or its a jewish stripper

For some reason my butt hurts, i think i got defucketated by my dog.

by spincter April 15, 2011

Defacately

A compound word from; Defacate- To void feces from the bowels or "Shit", and the word Definitely- Refers specifically to a judgment or description that serves as a standard or reference point for others or "Ya". Baisically Shit Ya!

Steve-
"Hey Gregg wanna get jacked out of our minds with these shrooms?"
Gregg-
"Defacately!!!"

by Poonslammer May 1, 2012

Defucksting

Really Fucking Disgusting

Andrew is a defucksting human being.

by Carl’s soggy asshole November 1, 2017

Attention Deficate Disorder

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc

I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder

by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019

self-deficate

Using Insults and Demeaning Terms to define yourself, in an attempt to either make others feel sorry for you, or make yourself a target of their anger.

Basically>Verbally Shitting On Ones Self.

Self-Defication is usually over the top and vastly overkill. Sometimes people with Schizophrenia and bi-polar disorders are prone to this. Note Also Drug addicts are to prone to it.

#1 " You Fucking suck #2, fucking dick"

#2 " Yeah That's Right, I'm A DICK! I Suck yup, suck suck suck huge dick!... I'll go to Mexico and go blow one now! Cya." *door slams behind #2*

#3" What Was That?"
#1" That There is a self-deficate, in active form you'd call it self-defication, basically #2 is going for pity and a nice self-hate session, as most of Emo kind cannot stand being happy"

(Note: the overblown retort and return self-insulting are greater than the initial insult. this signifies a Self-Defication)

by BatFudge January 10, 2013