defcon 4

When you are in a small work environment and even the smallest event/error throws a small situation into an out of controlled state!

All was good then someone forgot to fax a deadline and we went straight to defcon 4!!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Decroted

Maggot infested, falling to pieces, months old item alluded to by Napoleon Dynomite.

Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap?!

His hair looks decroted.

I think you sharted a decroted piece of crap.

by Chuck Bucket February 4, 2005

defrog

a setting on most cars and vehicles which removes frogs from the windshield

the window is all froggy better turn on the defrog

by Matt Huff November 11, 2009

Decrotchery

Combination of the words "debauchery" and "crotch".

Vicious and negligent indulgence in pleasures of the crotch.

Mike is involved in so much decrotchery that it's a wonder his penis hasn't yet fallen off.

by Queenworks January 24, 2009

DEFFO

(short for) definitely (esp. in web chat and texting)

I'll see you there, deffo

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

Defoed

The act of having a midnight dalliance with a professional football player

Danielle lloyd has been defoed once again

by dariamorgandorfer January 12, 2011

defongerate

to leave, in a rapid fashion
to leave rapidly

did you just blow up the death star?

holy shit, yes i did, let us defongerate

by 94678934678 November 5, 2010