Defilicious

Defiling someone.... in a yummy way.

Damn baby, you're so defilicious when you're suckin that lollipop.

Imma defile you while you eat that apple pie.

He pulled her cherry flavored panties down with his teeth.

Lacy lost her virginity to a banana! That nanner defiled her.

Joe abused that entire package of donuts.

Peanut butter goes both ways in a 69. ;D

by SpoonMeSoftly and sugartits February 21, 2011

defile

To systematically dry fuck someone in the ass region until nuttin in ur underwear.

I defiled that bitch until i nutted myself.

Fuck that i dont wanna be defiled by fred.

ur fuckin dog is defiling my led homes!

by joe May 13, 2004

Defile

1. To attck with force and power. 2. To completely obliterate, rather grotesquely. 3. To maim beyond reason.

Aww man, that guy was defiled. He doesnt have a recognizable body part anywhere after that attack.

by Paco September 18, 2003

defile

The dry hump something or someone for the purpose of taking a funny picture.

The bartender went to the washroom so I dropped my pants and defiled the guinness tap, check out the pic!

by Defiling Dave August 31, 2006

Defiling

When two or more people are taking pictures of each other in the act of dry humping people, monuments, signs, bicycles, etc.

Usually preceded, accompanied, and followed by the consumption of alcohol

Thursday night we had a few beers and went defiling. You know that statue of the girl in the park? I got a picture of Gaz french kissing her and cupping her breast while Dave was riding her from behind.

by Defiling Dave September 1, 2006

defilathon

A Defiling contest, usually accompanied by the consumption of alcohol, wherein teams compete by taking pictures of their teammates in the act of dry humping people, monuments, or artifacts.

We held the third annual Defilathon last Tuesday, and man did it rock. Gaz defiled the CN tower and then Dave and Norman double teamed the skeezy old bicycle we found.

by Defiling Dave August 31, 2006

nostril defilement

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.

Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."

by Dlarej December 10, 2008