Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.

Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Tramp Detector

An individual or object that can setect loose females(tramps) in a crowd of people by the look in their eyes. In a group of friends there is always one Tramp Detector.

Dylan Thoemke: Whoa, dude there is a hot tramp across the bar.

Michael: How can you tell shes a tramp?

Dylan Thoemke: The tramp detector in my pants is going off.

by Vladamir Cosak April 16, 2011

Radar Detector

When a car is driving ahead of you and just a little faster than you.

See that red car up there? He's my radar detector.

That Toyota just got pulled over, I had better slow down until I find myself another radar detector.

by Harmony08 October 4, 2010

detectorist

A person who uses a metal detector to find coins or gold in the dirt.

My detectorist buddy found some coins at the beach.

by J. Moses August 27, 2007

deflector defense

Deflector Defense- when one cannot provide a good reason for not participating in an activity that they have to turn it around and deflect blame where it does not belong. This is generally done in effort to move the attention away from the issue at hand and put it on someone else.

"Stephanie is putting up her deflector defense again to avoid why she will really not attend Girls Night Out".

"Uh oh, here comes Stephanie's deflector defense again. Let's be prepared Kathy!"

"Stephanie always uses a deflector defense when she has lame excuses for not doing something."

by KLee123 March 20, 2009

defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.

Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."

by drdigg August 21, 2013

Defecatorium

A bathroom where one can go #2.

I need to find a defecatorium quick! I need to go!

by Jinxter469 November 17, 2016