Deflate Gape

Deflate
verb
1. Let air or gas out of.
Gape
verb
1. Be or become wide open.
noun
1. A wide opening.
Deflate Gape
verb
1. When the queefing won't quit.
noun
1. The air a vagina makes as it queefs after an unrecoverable pounding.
2. A giant hole with a foul stench that causes a woman to "finally be ready to settle down".

1st guy:
I was really giving it to my girl last night. When we finished she just kept queefing... for like 10 minutes!
2nd guy:
Did her pussy look like a turkey before you stuff it?
1st guy:
Actually it did. Should I be worried?
2nd guy:
You've been a victim of Deflate Gape bro. You need to put as much distance between you and her as fast as you can. That pussy is ruined and she will want to settle down.

by Sporeut June 4, 2021

i declare bankruptcy

"Bankruptcy is nature's do over." -Creed Bratton
what michael scott shouts when creed tells him that declaring bankruptcy will make all of his problems go away
michael declared (not said) this because he thought declaring bankruptcy was that simple

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!"

by anna is a bananya May 2, 2019

partially deflate

to break wind

smelling an unpleasant odour, janice asked andy if he had partially deflated

by andyparkin July 30, 2009

deflate

To attempt to lose weight

"I've been trying to deflate myself lately, but I just can't stop eating at McDonalds."

by FireBlaz64 May 16, 2015

deflated

Deflated-
1. (adjective) uncool or unexciting
2. (verb) bummed out

Synonyms: suckish, awful, boring, depressing.

Antonyms: pumped, awesome.

Person 1: "I just found out I have to work an extra shift this weekend."
Person 2: "Dude, that's deflated."
Person 1: "Yeah, I was deflated when I found out."

by nerdqueen03 October 18, 2010

Deflate

Lose weight

Tom Brady's ball boys were trying to deflate for bathing suit season.

by Smokey Ocean May 16, 2015

Deflate

Being deflated or to deflate it means to have lost weight and to be thin.

we should go to the gym so we can deflate together

by NoFaceDictionary November 8, 2019