A
metrosexual. Sometimes appears sparkly, but not in a Twilight-
vampire-type fashion. Is always at least 13 under par when playing Tiger Woods PGA
Golf Tour. Has priceless fun when playing Sims 2 and makes all characters lesbians. Has a gorgeous face that makes you want to throw your chemistry books on the floor and eat his face. Has the cutest dinosaur 'rawr' in the world.
Nom.