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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.
Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.
by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003
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don't let your tongue decapitate you

an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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Decapitate

by Ray tt March 10, 2020
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decapitated baby

A wholely fabricated lie that has spread around so fast with no way of the public to verify its truth.
His claim of the attrocity committed turns out to be just a decapitated baby. It was purely made up but that doesn't stop the mainstream news outlets from spreading it.
by watermelonpal October 29, 2023
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decapitating

Cutting the head off of someone's penis.
Yesterday, Sarah tried decapitating me.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.
by Gappies July 5, 2020
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Instant replay decapitation

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
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decapitated orgasms

when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.
Yo, me and my girl was doing it right? And I think she was pulling some decapitated orgasms.
by tensa.ii January 5, 2024
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