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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.
Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.
by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003
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don't let your tongue decapitate you

an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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Decapitate

by Ray tt March 10, 2020
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pubic decapitation

Where a woman, usually named lucy gives a man usually named Adam or elliot or James the biggest bj of his life where the skin becomes lumpy and the arteries grow and then the foreskin becomes dry and finally. The man is internally attached to the woman.
Omfg lucy gave me pubic decapitation last night - Adam
by AdamWorsley July 6, 2016
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Decapitate

Another form of the phrase "losing your head", which means to have gone crazy.
The new guy is gonna decapitate me with his corny jokes!
by HJORTUR February 28, 2021
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decapitated baby

A wholely fabricated lie that has spread around so fast with no way of the public to verify its truth.
His claim of the attrocity committed turns out to be just a decapitated baby. It was purely made up but that doesn't stop the mainstream news outlets from spreading it.
by watermelonpal October 29, 2023
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Instant replay decapitation

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
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