Debit Card

Also known as the "check cashin' cawd," this is the only form of payment available to persons who have destroyed their credit history by purchasing far too much alcohol and/or car stereo equipment on their first (and only) credit card. You can spot such persons by either a prominent mullet or lazy eyes caused by excessive crack abuse. The largest concentrations are found on the Eastern Seaboard and reside in Newark, Philadelphia, Jacksonville, and especially Atlanta. All of these persons are in need of rental vehicles as all of theirs are either on blocks or have been repossessed by the state.

"Do y'all take the check cashin' cawd (Debit Card) for yo' rental cars?

by Angry Man October 19, 2003

Debitch

The act or intent of having an especially bitchy bitch removed from a place or situation

person a:
Damn bro that bitch at McDonald's wouldn't shut up. She's making a big scene over nothing!
Person b:
It's all good now she has been fired. That place has been debitched.

by Jeromy Boss May 24, 2015

dick debit card

When a male swipes his dick across a male or female's but cheeks like a debit card, but because it is debit you can be as young as 13 to do one.

Can you give me a dick credit card?
Nah. I'm only 17, I can gove you a dick debit card though!
Ok.

by SHOORTJAKEGRAYS August 29, 2016

lord of the debits and credits

one who has completed all the mastery problems in the accounting book.

Mr. Bandino: after you do your work together try and tackle the mastery problem so you can be the lord of the debits and credits.

by Jew McJew May 24, 2006

debitchulate

the act of maning up; stopping of complaining and whinning; to drop an attitude

"you need to debitchulate/debitchulize your girl"

"you need to debitchulate/debitchulize yourself and act like a man

by Bud Belair October 30, 2007

Ty's debit card

The item that Benjamin X. Luong had stolen from a forgotten wallet in Tommy B's car.

Ben stole Ty's debit card.

by JusticeForTy January 28, 2017

debitchery

Debitchery is a direct result of being both drunken and bitchy. Often, though not always, the former is a precursor to the latter. When a woman drinks too much her inhibitions sink and either a screaming confrontation with another party, and/or an uncalled for brutal tirade ensues.

Man, normally Mindy is pretty chill, but last night there was some major debitchery.

by matt_h January 5, 2009