Deathblade

User that has recently been de-modded for his failed posting. Now spends their time attempting to troll.

Looks like you're going to turn into a deathblade.

by Umadbro January 3, 2010

Fuckable but not datable.

The slutty best friend of the hot girl everyone wants to date. You know what one I'm talkin' about.

Guy #1: What about Mandy...?

Guy #2: Mandy..? Too skanky, She's definitely fuckable but not datable.

by ThatGuyFrom2008 August 14, 2012

deathless

A term used to describe someone who claims not to be afraid to die.

Tommy's so deathless, he went bungee jumping with a scorpion in his pants!

by Becks Grevau March 30, 2007

Deathane

When the methane gas expelled from your rectum smells so bad, that it actually has the potential to bring death upon another person!

"My God, Harry! If you leak one more of your Deathane farts, I am gonna die of either suffocation or choking on my own vomit!"

by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 17, 2020

to pull a deathbear

To fail so hard you fall over. Applies to instances involving tanking or healing. Can be applicable in other situations if the failure is massive or what is known as an "epic fail".

Why did that guy almost die while tanking? He was about to pull a deathbear.

by Observant wife February 10, 2013

Deathball

A game played with two or more people involving a sock, rubbing alcohol, and a lighter. One person ties the sock in a ball, while another douses it in alcohol. Light the ball and play catch. Play until you are the last person without third degree burns.

"Man, that was an epic game of Deathball last night!"

"Yeah, try telling that to the guy with blisters all over his hands"

by Danger124 September 27, 2012

Deathbed Status

After a night of drinking, the inability to get out of bed the next day except to puke. Deathbed status lasts almost an entire day and consists of rolling around in bed feeling horrible with some occasional light sleeping. No appetite the entire day is required. The termination of deathbed status depends on the person but it usually comes around nighttime when an intense craving for Taco Bell is had. Deathbed status officially ends when the person is devouring their Taco Bell food and feeling alive. An entire day has been wasted doing absolutely nothing but the amazingness of the Taco Bell meal makes the day feel somewhat successful.

"How'd that Four Loko treat you on Saturday night?"

" Horrible man. I was deathbed status the entire next day"

by Kekambas013 May 17, 2012