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Deadly Auntie

A Deadly Auntie is commonly known as an older woman who has hickies most of the time from her snags.

A Deadly Aunties favourite place to reside is her snag's vehicle. A Deadly Aunties favourite way to mark their territory is hickies. She is good at dancing too, she’ll snag your man. Bannock bum is a common feature you should look for in a deadly auntie. Furthermore stay away from the deadliness, it will be hard but with deadliness comes craziness too.
(someone uncle) whos that over der lookin deadly?

(cousin) ay, dats my auntie ur talkin about

(someone's uncle) but she's just so deadly, now that I know she's ur auntie I can call her my deadly auntie

(other female cousin #1) ay, I heard that she was trynna snag Samantha's man
(other female cousin #2) pff, she thinks she's so deadly but she's not
(other female cousin #3) yah she even has bannock bum but the men like it

(female cousins #1-3) eeeeeeeeeeee hahaha

(the one and only Deadly Auntie coming in the room) ay, what's all this talk about me not being a deadly auntie cause I'm so deadly I could snag all of ur mans

(female cousins #1-2) oh yah, go hed then

(female cousins #3) yah go hed take their mans (*whispers* but not mine)
by Doctor __Wordsmith March 15, 2022
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silent but deadly

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Deadly Buzz

"I just got a litre of vodka"
"Ahh Deadly Buzz"
by Javeen June 14, 2008
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deadly towers

by WolfRain November 8, 2015
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Silent but deadly

A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill; also: Silent but violent, SBD
Your farts aren't that bad when compared to Grandpappie's ol' silent but deadlies.
by King Shit January 16, 2003
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Deadly Awesome

The level of awesomeness it takes to kill a man. The most common example of this can be seen in Tobuscus' Assassin's Creed Brotherhood Literal Trailer on Youtube. The event in which Deadly Awesome is reached, Ezio Auditore walks through a crowd and kills a guard "with his awesome".
Guard says "Stop!" just kill him with your awesome. (This is an example of when Deadly Awesome has been reached)
by VoodooSoup December 20, 2010
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silent but deadly

something that, when combined with a dutch oven maneouver, is an excessive use of deadly force.
by Greg April 29, 2004
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