dead

1.) used when something is funny
2.) shorter version of deadass
3.) something that is not alive (duh)

1.) “bruh i’m dead 💀💀.”
2.) “i dead can’t deal with you rn.”
3. “your ____ is dead.”

by imbeciIe April 06, 2019

dead

Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.

Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*

by IFORGOT December 08, 2002

dead

When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.

Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*

by purplestar1952 September 11, 2009

Dead

1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"

...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY!!!

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

dead

used a lot in the north of britain (anywhere north of Birmingham), means very, really, or a lot. used as an exclamation.

wow! that's dead good!
you're dead cool!
yum, that pie was dead tastey!

by Cara Roberts April 29, 2006

Dead

Per Yngve Ohlin a.k.a Dead was a swedish black/death metal musician who was obsessed with death. He shot himself on April 8, 1991. He was 21 years old. He is still one of the best musicians to walk this earth because he popularized corpsepaint, he wrote great music, his live performances were amazing and brutal; he had a great and a unique personality, he didn't care about being popular, he was real with his musicianship.

Dead played a big part in the making of the Mayhem's album "de mysteriis dom sathanas", which is arguably one of the best black metal albums ever.

by PerYngveOhlin August 09, 2020

Dead

ADJ. Slang term meaning "Extremely" Or "Very."
Commonly Used as an alternative to the slang word "Mad"

Guy1: "Yo, do you understand that Physics homework?"
Guy2: "Na man, that shits Dead Hard!"

by ApocalypseZero May 31, 2009