When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009
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The member of a group all others turn to when shit goes south.
Maidens rescued, alligators wrestled.
The man all men want to be like and women want to be with.
The member of a group all others turn to when shit goes south.
Maidens rescued, alligators wrestled.
The man all men want to be like and women want to be with.
by Barbqstainuk October 24, 2016
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Mr. Awesome, The Barnacle, Barn Door,
The Stinstonian, Swarley, Swarles (Barkley),
B-Dawg, Stinson-natti, Barnman, Nestor Diaz or B-Nasty
From How I Met Your Mother Favourite Word.
He has said "Tonights going to be Legen-Wait For It... DARY! LEGENDARY!"
A Bunch of times throughout the entire series.
Mr. Awesome, The Barnacle, Barn Door,
The Stinstonian, Swarley, Swarles (Barkley),
B-Dawg, Stinson-natti, Barnman, Nestor Diaz or B-Nasty
From How I Met Your Mother Favourite Word.
He has said "Tonights going to be Legen-Wait For It... DARY! LEGENDARY!"
A Bunch of times throughout the entire series.
Barney: Tonight s going to be Legen-Wait For It... DARY! LEGENDARY!
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Barney: It's going to be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dairy! Legendary!
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Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park. It's going to be legendary! Snow suit up
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Barney: Its going to be legen. wait for it- (end of Season 2)
Barney: -dary! (start of Season 3)
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Barney: Tonight is gonna be legen-- wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club.. Shut up Lily I'm in charge now-- dary!
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Barney: Tonight is going to be legen... it's the night we stole a camel... which means it'll be full of drama... dary. Dromedary!
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Barney: It's gonna be legen- I'm not waitin' for it any longer
Quinn: (after sex) Dary!
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Barney : This wedding is gonna be legendary!
Robin: No "wait for it"?
Barney: I've got you. I don't have to wait for it anymore.
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Barney: It's going to be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dairy! Legendary!
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Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park. It's going to be legendary! Snow suit up
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Barney: Its going to be legen. wait for it- (end of Season 2)
Barney: -dary! (start of Season 3)
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Barney: Tonight is gonna be legen-- wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club.. Shut up Lily I'm in charge now-- dary!
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Barney: Tonight is going to be legen... it's the night we stole a camel... which means it'll be full of drama... dary. Dromedary!
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Barney: It's gonna be legen- I'm not waitin' for it any longer
Quinn: (after sex) Dary!
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Barney : This wedding is gonna be legendary!
Robin: No "wait for it"?
Barney: I've got you. I don't have to wait for it anymore.
by MR.Jt November 16, 2013
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If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.
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Get the daryna mug.the most amazing girl i’ve ever met, you are my light and day and i would do anything to have the chance to hold you and tell you it’ll be okay and i promise no matter how hard it gets i’ll be here always by your side because i roo roo my love. i would take you everywhere at anytime just to see you smile and enjoy yourself. i’ll be there to feed you when you’re sick and when you’re sad i’ll bring you the prettiest flowers to remind you that not everything in this world is so bad. i would show you so much love, you deserve so much more than what you have been given and i promise it was never your fault. all these people are breaking your heart wrong, i wanna break your heart and make you cry but not that way. my love i’ll be here forever and always, even if you hate or spite me. i’ll love you. i do love you.
that’s my girl, dayra.
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Guy 1: So how's Darya?
Guy 2: She's amazing, but I've got a problem
Guy 1: Falling in love?
Guy 2: Big time. Be my best man?
Guy 2: She's amazing, but I've got a problem
Guy 1: Falling in love?
Guy 2: Big time. Be my best man?
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