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davidov

a small, circumcised penis, just reaching it's point where it is ready to begin reproducing.
you're almost ready to reproduce, your penis is looking rather davidov-ish.
by Lila Snitchule June 21, 2008
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Dawid

A genuine, great person who would never hurt a fly. He loves with all his heart and once he falls in love, he will love for life. If you find a Dawid, hang on to him - he will do anything for you. Still, he is not without flaws of course, as nobody is… his past is a little mysterious for one. He is a workaholic. And he does get sudden bursts of anger when something is not morally right - although he is never violent. Dawid knows everything about everything, all the little facts and trivia about how things work. Dawid is an excellent chef and lives food, He is also very funny answers loves a prank. You can feel safe around Dawid, knowing he would protect you at all costs and would never judge anybody. If you share a secret with him, he will keep it forever. All in all, if you find a Dawid, never let him go. He is a rare gem.
Look at this trick I learned, Dawid taught me how to fix this.

Dawid cooked this delicious meal last night!
by Constellationstruth November 23, 2021
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Dawid

Guy with a fat ass dick loves Harambe and is a broke ass nigga
Everyone falls for his dark eyes, especially gay niggas
"Damn there's Dawid"
by fuckamoly December 12, 2016
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Davidoth

Davidoth may be a reference to the Electronica band (Davidoth), or Davidoth, "Ruler of the Universe", as known by his many "followers" the penar army.
1st Davidoth
Guy 1 - Hey bro wanna go see Davidoth tonight?
Guy 2 - Hell yeah, he's 10x better than darude.

2nd Davidoth
Guy 1 - Did you see Chuck Norris round house kick Jebus in the jaw?
Guy 2 - Yeah! He pulled a total Davidoth!
by Mountaindo September 2, 2010
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Davidoff Eau de Toilette

After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.
valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'
by perfumedave January 25, 2014
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Dawid

Dawid is a term used to describe someone that has an absolute monster of a COCK, his testosterone levels are so powerful it is said that if he were to so much as gaze at you you would instantly become pregnant with triplets even if you are not of the female gender.
That man has an absolute Dawid in his pants
by Smallweewee69 March 22, 2022
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Dwidow

A divorced woman who's ex-husband dies.
Divorced + Widowed = Dwidow
Jane Smith's ex-husband dropped dead after they divorced and ever since, Jane is referred to as ‘the Dwidow Smith’.
by PostmodernWoman February 27, 2011
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