dangling chad

1) a testicle
2) an accidentally exposed nut
3) a loser

The vengeful ex-girlfriend took a direct shot at his dangling chad.

You should look into throwing out those pre80s shorts. You're chads, they dangle.

She'll never talk to that dangling chad.

by Foolish Teacher March 23, 2010

Emo dangling

To dangle an emo out of a window via a bungee cord

Oh shit man, Lil Chris is gonna get BOID.
hes been emo dangling

by WESLY aka Wins October 8, 2007

The Dangling Monkey

When your ass hairs become so long that when you poop some pieces get stuck in your hair. Resembling a monkey swinging from a branch.

Dude, I forgot to shave and I had the dangling monkey this morning.

by Ben Denver June 29, 2011

coon dawging

A black person who rides a moped and dates old fat white women

Thats just dirty Michelle coon dawging

by Long don't silver August 16, 2018

the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have something dangling from your body or carrying some type of cords, rope, line, string, wire, etc, as your crawl, walk, or run just about anywhere with it, the dangling cord has a tendency to get caught or wrapped around another object.

As I took the DVD player to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom door. I should have been aware of the law of dangling cords while transporting the DVD player.

by dreamquestone January 30, 2022

the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have a cord, rope, wire, string, etc. on your person that is dangling as you walk or move, then the dangling object has a tendency to get caught up or wrapped around another object in your path.

As I transported the DVD player from the bedroom to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom doorknob. That is what you call the law of dangling cords.

by dreamquestone January 30, 2022

Emo Dangling

(v) unexpected, actual suicide.

"I thought that dude was some kind of poser until they found him Emo dangling in his room the next morning. Now I *know* he was a poser!"

by razed November 2, 2007