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dankalage

A dank liquid (like mountain dew) that has spilled on the ground. Dank Spillage combined to create the most dank word, DANKALAGE.
Did you see the Dankalage Jerry made with his mountain dew?
by Chimposcran February 19, 2021
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Daskalakis

A fucking legend with multiple women at all times and an absolute menace to society
Daskalakis is savage ong no cap
by nolandee June 10, 2021
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dankspank

When something goes well and one person slaps another on the ass to show approval or solidarity.

Typically seen in baseball dugouts when a player hits a home run or scores a run or makes a play that inspires another player or coach to show approval by providing a slightly stimulating slap to a players hind end.

Also used when a player makes a mistake or does poorly at an attempt of some sort to show solidarity or continued love regardless of the lameness of the player.

Speculation abounds as to whether the game of “slapass” or providing a dankspank is simply a thinly veiled attempt to justify the act of laying one’s hand on another’s butt cheek without having to explain why.

Dankspanks are, for some reason an acceptable way for a coach to show approval of adolescent sports participants.
“Yo man, great play… smack”

“Hey dog, good try… smack”

“Ha ha, we had a great time last night didn’t we??? Smack”

“That dude needs to control his velocity when he dankspanks”

Hey Buddy, looking good… smack”
by ProtoHuman June 29, 2022
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dankdank

a prolific man who has great knowledge and wealth, he who is the dankest of the dank with the ganja stank. A superior man of class and master gentleman.
Do you know that guy? He's DankDank.
by injectionmethod April 6, 2023
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