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Beef Dangles

Sean: Yo dude i was playing NHL 10 last night and i busted out some mad beef dangles.
Jake: Doubt it.
Beef Dangles by Mr Dangle Pants November 8, 2009

slaying dangles 

I’m going to be slaying dangles in the shower.
slaying dangles by evapo777 February 13, 2018

Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding

hooded dangler 

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.
“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”

doo dangle

A small piece of poo that remains dangling from your anus after you've finished taking a shit.

Often remains "unpinchable" and can only be cured with the manual use of toilet paper and hand-to-dangle contact.
Dammit, I think I've got a doo dangle.
doo dangle by Mensch39 January 2, 2015

dinglestone 

1)A small pebble one acquires on the road along the coast of Dingle, Ireland. The descendants of this region are partial to placing them on the mantle as a nostalgic gesture.
2)The final phase of transformation of the dingleberry, the melding of Toilet paper and fecal matter which ensares itself in orbit around the sphinctoid.
1)My Uncle Seamus mistakenly placed his own dingleberries on the mantel alongside his snott balls and toe jam until they hardened to dinglestones. He had never been to Ireland so had never seen that the stones in Dingle were more of a greyish tone than his brown progeny.
2)She had produced a sharp dinglestone which caused a stabbing pain on her inner ass cheek., but others complimented on her sexy new style of walk. She was torn about removing the little fella, whom she had affectionately dubbed O'Heinehy.
dinglestone by Pantaloon January 14, 2008