daning

Getting sexual gratification from wearing tight trousers and shitting oneself.

Pete bought some new trousers for Daning at the weekend

by Crap in packets November 9, 2018

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Daned

When you are screwed over really badly.

When the referee called a bad call in the 4th, "Dang we got daned so hard."

by Black Dick Panther December 7, 2018

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Dane is the best guy you would ever meet. He is kind, funny and the sweetest guy known to man. You're lucky to meet him. He is extremely good looking but doesn't believe it even if you remind him daily. If you were to date a Dane then you could class yourself as one of the luckiest people ever as no matter how upset you are he will always comfort you (And he gives the best hugs!). However, he has been hurt in the past so be gentle with him. Dane loves hugs, kisses, chocolate and anime. He gives so many compliments and always knows how to cheer someone up, no matter the circumstance. He is perfect.

The lucky person: I can't wait to see Dane tomorrow!
Girl: oOOOoh I bet you can't wait.

by HisAndOnlyHis250821 February 18, 2022

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