tim damage

noun: Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time.

I just took Tim Damage!

by Auclyn June 24, 2018

Dorito Damage

To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.

Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.

by Marcus Solomon April 23, 2008

Smoke damage

When a white female has had sex with a black male.

She's fucked a black guy. She has smoke damage.

by ojdidit May 9, 2010

damage control

an attempt made to correct or rectify a situation that went wrong

we gotta be prepared to do some serious damage control if the press hears about this!

by hipster July 2, 2004

Brain Damage

What happens when you discover any type of pornografic content when you are less that 10 years old.

Me: Personally, i have a theory.
Psychologist: What theory?
Me: I think the exposue to unsupervised and grafic pornografic content at a very young age as given my brain damage.
Psychologist: Good theory.

by Fgyjt March 6, 2022

Trollateral Damage

Repercussions and damage incurred as a result from a troll, by people who are not the intended recipients of said troll.

"Oh man, Lyly was so pissed off about that troll we did this morning... Oh well, just trollateral damage"

by Reverend_Karl May 13, 2010

good damage

good damage comes from popular show bojack horseman. the phrase means damage that helps or contributes to yourself in a positive way. the opposite is bad damage, which only serves to make you an angry, regretful person. plain damage fits in there too. plain damage is just the type of trauma and hurt that just stays there, doing virtually nothing. you remember, it hurts, but it doesnt make you better or worse. kind of like how the meteor that killed the dinosaurs leaves damage on the earth, but the damage changes little to nothing about the area.

therapist: "how would you say your damage has changed you?"
person 1: "id say i have good damage. i think my trauma made me a better person."

by weirdossss October 3, 2023