dalvin

the shit.
bestfriend for life yoo.
always has his friends back no matter what.
also very conceited :P
but very lovable.

Damnn this room is. wait no its just me, dalvin :D

by your pants. October 20, 2008

Darwin, Northern Territory

A state capitol in the Northern Territory of Australia. Known for its high levels of cask wine and United States Navy Sailors stealing its sex workers, Darwin has a large South-East Asian Community, making it an attractive holiday destination for overweight veterans.

Chuck: Hey bro we've docked in Darwin, Northern Territory.

Todd: Damn Boy! Lock up your daughters. *Pointing Fingers*

by hermano45 January 21, 2010

Dalmination

Complete utter domination of previously untamed person, object, subject, idea, or abstraction. Feat accomplished only by already-merited individuals, applying to never-before conquered objects. Often seen as supernatural, miraculous, and/or orgasmic. Superlative to 'pwning.'

Also used as: dalminate, dalminator, dalminatedly, dalminative, dalminant

"Remember that Organic Chemistry Test? Total dalmination!"

"Why is Chuck crying?" "Oh, he was dalminated by that guy."

"Go make me a sandwich." "Oh, baby, you are so dalminant!"

"My ultimate goal is world dalmination."

"Don't mess with that dude; he's a dalminator."

by The Dalminator April 29, 2010

Going Darwin

The actions of a person that will cause them to remove themselves from the gene pool.

When he entered his homemade space rocket I knew he was going Darwin

by Fritzz October 5, 2009

Cognitive Darwinism

The conscious decision to choose the less favorable of two choices resulting in greater probability of a bad outcome.

Refusing to vaccinate to protect yourself is cognitive Darwinism at its finest.

by Pablo Tornado September 27, 2021

Pulling a Darwin

Not to be confused with the scientific theory of a branching pattern of evolution; pulling a Darwin actually pertains to a particular style of professionalism.

Pulling a Darwin is when one abandons his/her social and career obligations in order to fully commit to a spontaneous act of singing.

Person 1: So what's going on with you today man?
Person 2: TROLOLOLOLOOOO
Person 1: Ugh guess someone is pulling a Darwin today

by Awesome541841 August 15, 2010

Darwin Carpet-bomber

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver whereby a group of men quietly sneak into the bedroom of an unsuspecting woman (or man) and proceed to masturbate over them.

The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941

"Yeah dude we're planning on doing a Darwin Carpet-bomber later on tonight - poor Joey isn't going to know what hit him"

"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"

by Maggrig February 19, 2010