Pirolli Disease

When one does not feel the need to shower and likes the sensation of being dirty, regardless of whether or not it causes discomfort to others.

Omg! Has she even showered this month? She must have Pirolli Disease.

by maroonpotato December 21, 2016

dumb bitch disease

DBD has no definite cause, but the symptoms are obvious: making horrible life decisions, getting drunk and or high fairly often, listening to country music, fucking anything and most of all, doing dumb shit.

omg did you see what jerry did, that was SO dumb, he's got dumb bitch disease.

by pizzarolls666 March 1, 2019

Hanahaki disease

Hanahaki disease, AKA flower disease, is a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease common in anime. It is a disease caused by one sided love, where the patient coughs up flowers and flower petals

"She suffered from Hanahaki disease after falling for someone who's heart belonged to someone else"

by abracalicious January 16, 2020

partyovascular disease

An ailment of the blood vessels as a result of excessive partying.

I can't come out drinking tonight, I've got partyovascular disease.

by Pizza Hut Suitcase May 8, 2008

dunlops disease

When your belly dunlops over your belt.

Damn that girl has a cute face, too bad she has dunlops disease.

by 3agle May 13, 2010

Moba Disease

Multiplayer online battle arena pathogenic virus(MOBA Disease)is an infectious disease caused by the MOBA virus.Common symptoms: Irrational anger, self entitlement, depression, IQ drops, and urges to call people"Faggots."The most common spreader is"Shit"aka"League of Legends."All who come in contact with MOBAs eventually become infected. Though many people can go months without symptoms.There are three types of MOBA Disease that affect people. All types of the virus are spread through human to human contact through MOBA video games.
The first type is named MOBA Primea Disease.(BAD) BAD effects nearly half of MOBA players.Those infected experience irrational anger at everyone they play with. They often AFK before five minutes. Common quotes include "1v1 me kid."&"Ru even ranked?XDD." These infected are most often Bronze.
The second form is "Everyone but me is autistic syndrome."aka(MobaDowns)
Those with "MobaDowns"(aka Moba Downies)tend to be more self entitled.They have altered perceptions of reality, and see themselves as the best players on their team.Anytime anything goes wrong, they blame everyone else. They disown other mobas. This MOBA Disease is VERY common in league of legends players. They will often end friendships over mobas. The third and last type of MOBA Disease is known as MobaDepressa or MDD.
People effected by MDD experience very little rage.Infected are more likely to get depressed. These players often know mobas are toxic, yet chose to play them anyway.

Jungle: "OUR FUCKING SOLO LOST LANE FAGGOT NIGGER."
Mid: "You've been standing in base since 2:00... Their jungle has not even left solo lane once."
Jungle "LITERALLY KIILL YOURSLEF BAD."
Adc: "Dude... You went 0-34 in two minutes... you literally set the world record for the most deaths before five minutes in any MOBA."
~Mid dies for the first time~
Jungle: "YOU"RE SO FUCKING GPPD BITCH. GG GGG GGGG GGGB"
Solo: "Guys, leave the jungle alone. Can't you tell he has late stage MOBA Disease?"

by echobokin October 31, 2015

Clout Disease

A Term often used to describe one who is under-going the pressures of succumbing to social media for likes. Clout Disease is known the spread voraciously amongst those parched for likes on social media Application(s). Common symptoms of clout disease (CD) are: Cringe content creation, Drama, Drip, Click Bait Captions (CBC's), disappointment upon perceiving scripted content from a source you once liked.

Did you see Christians Instagram post? he was entertaining a few months ago but now everything he posts is hella cringe! I'm starting to believe that he may have recently been infected with Clout Disease

by oneeighthundredfacts April 21, 2020