rodney dangerfield

Possibly the funniest comedian to ever live! He was all about getting "no respect" and had the best one-liners out of anyone. Sadly, died in 2004 at the age of 83.Rest in peace Rodney Dangerfield, you were the best.

"Me and my wife lived a happy 20 years. Then we met."
"I was breast fed as a baby, but my mother said she only liked me as a friend."
"I'm so ugly, one time I stuck my head out the window. The police charged me for mooning."
"Dude Rodney Dangerfield is HILARIOUS!"
"no shit"

by Andrew Mickey May 27, 2006

danger radio

a kick ass band that plays kinda an emo rock. they are awesome, and totally cute. they are so good that people might wanna steal your radio to listen, and that is why they are dangerous in the radio. i love danger radio, and you should too !

A: i went to an awesome concert last nite !
B: who did you see ?
A: i saw danger radio at sonar ! they played great and we got to meet them and everything!
B: im so jealous. sounds like you had the BEST night ever.

Danger Radio is a fantastic musical group.

by Stacy Johanson March 23, 2008

Ho Daggers

Crazy tricked out fake acrylic finger-nails that are often found on Ho's. These faux nails can easily be used to inflict serious bodily injury.

Ray-ray almost got his eyes scratched out by his Baby Momma's Ho Daggers after she smelled another Ho's scent on his dick.

by Da Balance April 23, 2009

breakfast dagger

Morning wood. Morning erection.

I woke up with a viscous breakfast dagger and i had to bury it in her gash. Morning wood boner woodie hard on

by InconsideRich January 23, 2016

Slow Dagger

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.

Gangstalking is the Masonic Slow Dagger revenge and sometimes target entire bloodlines.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

Danger Noodle

Another word for snek, which is another word for snake

Jerry: i got to boop the nose of a danger noodle today

by WALUIGIfan69 October 22, 2017

Danger Days

An album by the rock band My Chemical Romance. Though it leaves behind being a pop tinged deathrock band behind, the record has risen to massive acclaim from fans and critics both. It incorporates elements of the first wave of punk rock, hair metal, Britpop, goth rock, glam, and electronica. The only people that really DON'T like the album are people who liked their first records.

Jim: Dude, I bought the new MCR record, Danger Days. It was actually pretty good. I never liked the whole emo thing, but this is one of my favorites this year.

Tommy: Nah, man, they're just sellouts. They need to go back to their stuff on "Bullets."

Jim: Oh, you mean be like every other safe band in modern rock and write the same album over and over? *sigh* Hobknocker...

by Davie H. Bowie November 26, 2010