Dad

The champion of hide-and-seek..... His car is playing too!!!! . You'll understand it in a minute

Where are you?

I'm gonna find you dad

by TFGTYgyfcygFTFjvgVG September 30, 2020

Dad

Someone who always tells you to ask your mom

Me: Hey dad, can Jimmy come over today?
Dad: I don’t know, ask your mother

by AsianKyrie October 8, 2019

Dad

The man who copulated with your mother to produce you. He is often the least appreciated parent (though not always), and most likely the one who puts food on the table (again, not always).

Dad: I'm HOME! *Is tired after working for assholes for 8 hours*

You: Sweet McDonalds! *Snatches food from dad without even a hello*

by Missus Cupcake February 8, 2013

Dad

The guy who is always handy and will protect you no matter what. He is kind and caring, but tough enough to kill anyone who is messing with his daughter! And the guy who shall intimidate my first boyfriend....

"I will hunt you down if you hurt my daughter." -My Dad in the future.

by Unicorn01 January 15, 2014

DADS

Word used to describe the repeated shits that you get the day after an evening of drinking to excess.

Stands for: Day After Drinking Shits

May also come with a delayed hangover or could creep upon you later in the day as delayed DADS.

Example:

Joe: "Hey Casey? Wanna come out boating with us?"

Casey: "No, I better not. I drank an ass load of all kinds of stuff last night, and I don't want to keep docking to run to the restroom. I've the DADS really bad dude."

by all4us August 19, 2009

Dad

A person who leaves to "get milk" and never returns.

Person 1: "She was being totally clingy, so I just pulled a Dad and got outta there."
Person 2: "Wow, harsh."

by ghosttwat666 September 6, 2022

Dad

A person who banged your mama

My dad went to buy milk but never came back.

by macaronsuga October 18, 2020