Deer Mounting 

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun

duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!

Deer Mounting by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

Deer Hop

The act of a man tucking his cock and balls between his legs (as to form a mangina) and proceeds to bend over put his hands on the floor and hop around like a deer.

I think i just got aids of the eyes, I just witnessed a homeless man doing the deer hop.

Deer Hop by Brynewto February 4, 2009

Deer-style 

A variation on "doggy-style" with both participants keeping legs and arms perfectly straight. After climax a bright light is shined in the woman's eyes and she is hit with a tire.

He went deer-style on me last night and I woke up in a ditch.

Deer-style by Psych- January 1, 2012

Deer in headlights 

A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse. A person experiencing the "deer in headlights" syndrome often shows behavioral signs reminding those of a deer subjected to a car's headlights, such as widely opened eyes and a transcient lack of motor reactions.

Mike doesn't like cars; he's like a deer in headlights when he goes to his driving lessons.

Deer in headlights by Erelgey June 28, 2008

deer truffles 

Tulip bulbs.

M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall.
J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs.
M: How do they even find them?
J: They find them somehow, and dig them up.
M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles.
J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.

deer truffles by thistlebottom April 18, 2010

deer-fusion 

Driver disorientation when a deer suddenly darts into traffic.

Some drivers can't handle deer-fusion and will swerve into a tree to miss a deer.

deer-fusion by BeadingGirl801 November 25, 2013

deer humping 

the act of going out at night around christmas and taking the little fake deer made out of christmas lights and placing them so that they look like they are partaking in sexual intercourse

Dude, last night I went deer humping and hit twelve houses!!!

deer humping by Jdavis116 December 10, 2005