sex coupon

When drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. People who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. Supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Woah! Chris just got himself a sex coupon, I wonder if Jessica has a double coupon day so I can get some action too.

by Joe May 19, 2005

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Coupon Karma

The act of clipping every coupon and leaving them near the item in the store for others to use. The good Karma is returned when others start practicing Coupon Karma as well.

Wife: Greg, why was your shopping trip so long?

Husband: Sorry, I had a ton of coupons that I had to leave around the store. Just practicing Coupon Karma.

Wife: Your an idiot.

Husband: Actually, I found a $2 coupon for your tampons...you're welcome.

by Freezod33 February 19, 2013

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yuppie food coupons

Twenty dollar bills obtained from an ATM.Originated in Wired back in 1996. In 2000 they were refered to in Details as dotcom food coupons

Look at the dude getting his yuppie food coupons

by Peter Scott September 19, 2008

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five finger coupon

The act of "giving someone permission to take and not give back, especially under that someone's false pretense."

Don't mistake me cutting your hair as me giving you a five finger coupon. PAY ME MY MONEY!

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 28, 2007

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Coupon Commando

The person at the store with the note book full of coupons. Often times if you take the last item for which they have a coupon for then be ready for blood.

I almost got taken out by a coupon commando when I yoinked the last box of cheezits.

by Uncle Bobby B. October 24, 2010

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