Customer

Moving thing that annoys the shit out of me

"God, why won't these customers leave?"

by CrazyTweak February 8, 2010

cusstomer

Client, patron, or consumer prone to inappropriate or foul language.

gallant: This guy was shopping with his kid and dropping f-bombs left, right, and sideways.

goofus: Whatev - i'll take a cusstomer over a cellfish all day, every day.

by Brandscaping January 28, 2014

Customer Ethics

of or pertaining to bad customer service.

The ugly ass girl at the counter at Cafe West had some customer ethics issues when I asked her about changing my coffee.

by Pretty Boy Swag aka Lil Wayne September 15, 2010

cunstomer

A customer who is a cunt.

"God he was an entitled asshole".
"Yeah what a cunstomer"

by silentguardian September 12, 2013

Custom Keyboard

The thing you buy when you have absolutely no other way to spend your money

- I just made a custom keyboard!
- why

by DzpanTV June 26, 2021

M6 Customer Treatment

The art of receiving oral (a blowjob) by another individual, where most of the time the other individual is of the same gender as the receiver.

Person 1: Hey bro, are you at Shannon right now?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm trying to sell this car and the guy told me he would buy it if I gave him the M6 Customer Treatment.
Person 1: Oh, word? Alright, cool. Do your thing and good luck on the sale.

by king_gandhi tazmaden September 6, 2022

customer

Barely sentient, shambling creature. Close relative of the Zombie. Generally seen in vicinity of hassled shop staff, shaving points of their IQ with inane banter.

"Excuse me, where are your Dan Brown books?"

by Anonymous July 22, 2004