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cumpidgeon

An individual, often female, who retreats before an onslaught of ejaculate much as a flock of pidgeons will scatter when you run at them.
The Iron Cocksman unleashed his mighty load in a torrential outpouring of magmatic semen, only to have the dirty cumpidgeon avert her face.
by Craig Horny July 16, 2008
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Cupidian Wall

A mental block or barrier of frustration and anxiety that accompanies one's trouble of forgetting a person they like/love. It occurs when the person likes/loves another person, but due to circumstances, cannot ( or isn't likely to) be with him/her, and realizes this. Thus plunging them into a bout of mixed sad feelings, and when the person tries to forget the one they like/love to ease his/her pain, it is nigh impossible.
A:Hey man, you should stop thinking about her, it's just tearing you up from the inside out.
B: I know I should, but I just can't help it, I just can't tear myself away as easy as I thought I could, it's like there is something keeping me from doing it.
A: Ah, that my friend, is called a cupidian wall. You're hopelessly in love and need some help I assume.
by Bewnam Ajnin April 27, 2008
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cupside-down

Placing a cup upside-down with the open top, or the "cup side", downward, with the rim of the cup on the surface.
Dain, stack these paper cups cupside-down in the storeroom.
by The Fairy-Godmother's Helper September 13, 2010
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Cupid's Cupcake

A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner adorns said orifice with buttercream frosting and heart-shaped sprinkles.
Friend 1: "Dude a pearl-necklace?! My girl topped that when she gave me a Cupid's Cupcake for Valentine's Day!"

Friend 2: "Brooo, she let you lap at that frosted tunnel of love? Was it homemade?"

Friend 1: "No store-bought but in a pinch it works"
by Ronsworth January 28, 2021
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Cupid’s Butt

Alternate term that describes a dimpled chin. Specifically, a dimpled chin that has a cherub like quality. These individuals are said to be more ideal lovers and the sign of a perfect match.
Ester knew her blind date Lionel would be a passionate lover, when she noticed his chin was shaped like a little Cupid’s butt.
by Ladahpederschwim March 17, 2021
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Cupid's toothpaste

The juices splashed in and around the mouth during oral sex.
"Hey man, you have a little something dribbling down your chin."

"Thanks dude, my gf sat on my face this morning and I must have missed some Cupid's toothpaste on the clean up."
by SpatBonce May 18, 2023
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Dirty Cupid

LSD that makes you feel like you have a literal hole in your chest. LSD that makes you so lucid you start imagining yourself in 2 dimensions at once.
Dude took some dirty cupid and fell into a coma.

Bryce said I took some dirty cupid and started shaking violently for like 6 hours straight.
by lilniggagotsomebeef September 10, 2019
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