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She has cute little glasses and thin lips;)

Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Cersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Cersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Cersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Cersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.
Iwishsuebehs! That’s a weird goddamn Cersten
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Carsten Stahl

A German Detective covered in tattoos in his early fifties who always gives you a second chance
Carsten Stahl is about beat your ass
Carsten Stahl is performing ,,Zugriff”
Carsten Stahl has just given you 3 seconds to think
by Ishowleder88 March 30, 2023
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cuersten

cuersten is basically like one of the BADDEST bitches inna BOOK STAMPED. like if you think of anything that includes being a great person it’s literally cuersten ☺️
cuersten is fine asf
by natiahasfn November 20, 2023
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Carsten

Super fast athletic guy. Always training in the gym wit the ladies. He's always pulling the best in the crib.
Hey, what's happening in the gym.
I betcha Carsten's hitting on the baddies.
by superflyingdoge May 27, 2024
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Carstensz

Carstensz is the name of a shopping mall for girls to hang out, located at Jl. Jenderal Sudirman No.1, Cihuni, Kec. Pagedangan, Kabupaten Tangerang, Banten, Indonesia, often mistakenly thought to be a car dealer or automotive exhibition because of the "Car-" prefix.
When my friends suggested we meet at Carstensz, I thought it was a car dealership, but it turns out it's a trendy mall for girls to hang out!
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
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Andy Corsten

Andy Corsten is the manifestation of absolute beauty in every aspect that life could possibly provide you. He's the best teacher that you could ever get taught by! His appearance resembles that of god, his detailed facial expression will leave you absolutely speechless. Be careful not to look directly into his eyes as this might cause eye-gasm. #kingcorsten

Andy Corsten is also used in phrases to refer to a superlative of absolute beauty. It can also refer to god-like things.
Person A says: "Wow, this house is so Andy Corsten!" Response: "Oh my Andy Corsten!"
by TeamCorsten October 17, 2019
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Marlene Carstens

Most perfect girl, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, funny, smart and the best gf.
E,”I love Marlene Carstens .”
by You’re love June 12, 2021
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