cuntplete

Someone who goes out of their way to be a complete cunt.

Toby really ruined my day by being a cuntplete and ruining my high.

by Seanqub3 April 15, 2017

cuntlet

An ugly and stupid woman with a tiny and somewhat unreproductive cunt. See Paris Hilton as a good example.

Isabelle is by far the worst cuntlet I ever known in my whole life...

by In nomines Satanas excelsior January 9, 2008

Cuntleberry

Berries grown from the cunt. If a girl is very hot the cuntleberries are sweet, if the girl is a bitch the cuntleberries are bitter. Men harvest cuntleberries as a form of sustenance.

Yumm, this cuntleberry is very sweet, which shows how hott you are.

by nigerface July 6, 2010

cuntmeters

An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.

The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.

If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.

The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.

by Godsninja November 2, 2013

cuntette

diminutive of cunt, refers to a young woman or a very small one

Jim: Sweet meat straight ahead!
Tim: Kind of small, throw her back
Jim: No way I love me some cuntette now and again -- cleans the palate & wrings me dry

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 6, 2011

chicken cutlett

the bra insert used to make girls boobs look bigger and cleavage look fuller.

Where'd I put my chicken cutletts? I look like I have a flat tire!

by virgina alice cottey May 9, 2009

cuntnutter

one who has penutbutter in a pussy

she looks like a cuntnutter

by Eric Babineau July 29, 2004