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cumgrunt

The noise or sigh you make when you cum. Generally believed to be unique for each person.
Everytime we have sex, your cumgrunt sounds like our dishwasher when it starts.
by iwillcallsecurity June 29, 2009
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cuntbunt

To deliver a blow to one's crotch area by following a parabolic path.
To celebrate International Women's Day in mathematics class, we calculated the optimal path for a cuntbunt by using algebra.
by YamBT September 23, 2011
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cuntguts

A most severe repremand. A person who is not well liked or popular, A very bad person. A person you may dislike strongly. Well beyond a mere cunt. Oddly, in Australia somtimes a passing ,meaningless quipp to a close friend.Similar to cuntface,cuntfeaturescuntfucker
"Now listen here cuntguts. I got here first right ?"

"ahhhhhhhhhhhh..... cuntguts !!!!!!!! I just dropped a pallet on my toe."

"Clearly stephen was a cuntguts of the very highest order"
by DMAN111 January 6, 2007
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Cuntpunt

An action you make when woman decides to: be a bitch, be a snitch, talk back, or think that they are better then men in sports. The action results In kicking the woman in their vigina. Hopefully you kick them so hard that the vagina turns sideways. (Also when you try to cuntpunt them, not only hit the vagina but also the asshole if you can).
Woman: hey.
Guy: hi.
Woman: don't talk to me in that attitude.
Guy: Do you want to get cuntpunted?
Guy: (Cuntpunts her).
by Person you'd enjoy meeting December 18, 2013
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cunt grunt

1. A fanny fart.
2. An insult.
1. Fuck me Sarah that was a beastin Cunt Grunt.
2. Bob your such a Cunt Grunt
by Dean Frame June 21, 2006
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Cuntaduntadingdong

Mate. LSM is a cuntaduntadingdong
by YaBoiThaBoi June 12, 2016
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Cuntfront

When you have to confront someone in a situation and your not looking forward to it so you have to be a bit ballsy...... so inturn you put your cunt front on.
Im ready for this I've got my cuntfront on or I'm not looking forward to this meeting I'm gonna put my cuntfront on.
by Titch October 20, 2017
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